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it's been a while huh well do you want to know why it took so long it's simple I forgot I had one but thamks to Angie I remembered. I had a wierd, fun and dull day so yea where to start I know at the end let's be original I'll start at the end I descovered a new comedian Steve Hughes he is hilariuos never heard of him go you tube or BBC iplayer "Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow - 3. Birmingham" he's the second act not including the host He is great Listen to him I laughed my head off when I first heard him
anywho before that I was Busy Being Ill in pain or Depressed never at the same time hmmm we'll geuss that's life anywho me Brother (his name is Josh btw) had a football trial forgot to wear sun cream and his pasty skin got BUUUURNED I hope you all noticed the capital letters and added U's that is to add meaning to the word yes if you havent already geussed this blogb is doubling as an English lesson to save money who's money you ask? Mind you're own bloody buissnes is my reply anywhoo Today was for lack of a better word Interesting tho to anoutside observer it would apear a cycle of sitting alone in my dark pit (my room) going "owowowowowowowow" as I walked nay Limped down the stairs and playing X-Men Legends on the ps2
now srudents what was wrong with that sentence?
what's wrong no awnser I geuss that's because this is a blog and you can't communicate with me unless you ran to my house which I for one would not advice I'm very tired and I have my Jabby sticks close at hand come at you're peril
anywhooo it's story time yaaaay yes yet again I Isaac Mangan have found time in my Busy scedual of nothing to come up with a story or rather an advert discuised as a story to make money yet you fools are to errm what's thje word oh yea fooolish I would laugh maniacly but this is a blog so Just pretend I did
Deric was a Fish he didn't belive that many times he tried to explain he wasn't a fish to all the other dogs yet none of them belived him so he set off on a jorney to find the legendary Cockral of fate only her with all his wisdom could decide wether Deric really was a shrub so Deric set off on a long journey over small hills under those wierd droopy tree's which allways have bark thats grown in to a sad face to make the tree even more depressing that it already is with just the droopy branches which make it look like it's given up on life anyway Deric found the Great Badger and she prescribed him Benehenalin which Deric then took and finally this story ends so enjoy the rest of you're life and remember if you're ever confused about speices, race or gender you're an idiot and will buy Benehenialin because it's in a wierd story (Product placment eeeh eeeh yes I know I'm a genius I know I know a nobel prize why thank you mister Priminister curing cancer all in a days work for deda da Docter G-Man King of Mars)
ok I'm done anyway Don't sue me for waisting you're time because if you do I'l get my friends to beat you up
What do you mean I have no friends they'll come they will no you're lying Big Brother can't be popular nooo noooooooo
so see ya next time I'm off to an asylunm but I'lbe back same time next week mabye perhaps ok there's a minor chance but whatever whenever I bother to blog again Until then goodbye
(Wierd music to end blog)
well
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