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it's been a while huh well do you want to know why it took so long it's simple I forgot I had one but thamks to Angie I remembered. I had a wierd, fun and dull day so yea where to start I know at the end let's be original I'll start at the end I descovered a new comedian Steve Hughes he is hilariuos never heard of him go you tube or BBC iplayer "Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow - 3. Birmingham" he's the second act not including the host He is great Listen to him I laughed my head off when I first heard him

anywho before that I was Busy Being Ill in pain or Depressed never at the same time hmmm we'll geuss that's life anywho me Brother (his name is Josh btw) had a football trial forgot to wear sun cream and his pasty skin got BUUUURNED I hope you all noticed the capital letters and added U's that is to add meaning to the word yes if you havent already geussed this blogb is doubling as an English lesson to save money who's money you ask? Mind you're own bloody buissnes is my reply anywhoo Today was for lack of a better word Interesting tho to anoutside observer it would apear a cycle of sitting alone in my dark pit (my room) going "owowowowowowowow" as I walked nay Limped down the stairs and playing X-Men Legends on the ps2

now srudents what was wrong with that sentence?

what's wrong no awnser I geuss that's because this is a blog and you can't communicate with me unless you ran to my house which I for one would not advice I'm very tired and I have my Jabby sticks close at hand come at you're peril


anywhooo it's story time yaaaay yes yet again I Isaac Mangan have found time in my Busy scedual of nothing to come up with a story or rather an advert discuised as a story to make money yet you fools are to errm what's thje word oh yea fooolish I would laugh maniacly but this is a blog so Just pretend I did

Deric was a Fish he didn't belive that many times he tried to explain he wasn't a fish to all the other dogs yet none of them belived him so he set off on a jorney to find the legendary Cockral of fate only her with all his wisdom could decide wether Deric really was a shrub so Deric set off on a long journey over small hills under those wierd droopy tree's which allways have bark thats grown in to a sad face to make the tree even more depressing that it already is with just the droopy branches which make it look like it's given up on life anyway Deric found the Great Badger and she prescribed him Benehenalin which Deric then took and finally this story ends so enjoy the rest of you're life and remember if you're ever confused about speices, race or gender you're an idiot and will buy Benehenialin because it's in a wierd story (Product placment eeeh eeeh yes I know I'm a genius I know I know a nobel prize why thank you mister Priminister curing cancer all in a days work for deda da Docter G-Man King of Mars)

ok I'm done anyway Don't sue me for waisting you're time because if you do I'l get my friends to beat you up

What do you mean I have no friends they'll come they will no you're lying Big Brother can't be popular nooo noooooooo

so see ya next time I'm off to an asylunm but I'lbe back same time next week mabye perhaps ok there's a minor chance but whatever whenever I bother to blog again Until then goodbye

(Wierd music to end blog)



well

First Blog Seems like a good place to start

Where do I begin?



How about tellin you who I am Hi My name be Isaac and no I am not a Pirate though the Samalian Pirates have tryed to recruit me. anyway I'm 14 rather short have longish curly hair wid blue eyes. well enough aboutn that best start talking about today.



well I woke up which was the worst desicion I could have made walked down stairs fell and hit my head`which REALLY hurt walked into the lounge where I fell asleep woke up an hour later with 30 mins till school So I quickly got dressed did my teeth etc but Didn't have time to shower so yay I went to school smelling like teen sweat what else can I do to make my life worse.

school is Hell on Earth now this phrase is thrown around so much it has lost all meaning but I lack the time or attention span to bother comming up with a better word lets just say I think of suicide more than girls at school and I'm a hormonall teenager I'm constantly thinking of girls. first lesson science ahhh science a great lesson in which I acomplish nothing watched a movie think it was "Bend it like Beckham" next PE where I played Tennis let me tell you somthing I hate Tennis. after that my memory goes blank which either means I have a shite memory or it was too dull even for a blog huuuh is such a thing possible you ask The Awnser is yes.

I got home to a kitchin filled with slugs oh and did I mention I am scared shitless by slugs after that I waited for my parents to get home then we had a shouting match for no apparent reason I watched an old episode of house. then got really depressed decided against suicide and decided to go into my head and see what happened.

HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY FUCKED UP DAYDREAM WITH ISAAC MANGAN

(wait for aplause)

(still waiting)

I can wait all day oh wait I can't anyway today I thought of a story Yay for you
here it is

A man named Raymore got up this was unusual considering he'd been dead for three years but he followed this movement by getting up. he wondered why it was dark then he remembered he was burrtied under six feel of dirt and hobo piss safter climbing out which was a Bad Experience to say the least he wondered around he was thirsty so he went into a store to get a drink from the closest shop after finding out it was a LIDL he decided against it he may be dead but he wasn't stupid after getting a drink from Tesco's he wondered through the streets people were yelling zombie at him he figured this was a new form of greeting so he did the same back after a while he found other dead people walking then he was shot in the back of the head by a very rude man but being life challenged he was bound to have many challenges ahead

this story might continue probably won't but hey